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I never thought I would be this OLD!

Today I turn 31 and seriously, I feel so freaking old*! Not to mention, today is the most busiest day at work that I've had in over a year. Good times.

*I use Bengay every night along with my handful of Advil. All I need are my dentures and blood pressure medication to teter Over the Hill.

Seriously.

Some days it's hard to believe that I work in a professional office in NYC, where the average age is probably mid-late 30s. 

When we moved here 2 years ago, there were probably 10 of us that were full time, so the dorm-sized mini fridge and 2 single unisex bathrooms (2 completely separate bathrooms--this isn't Ally McBeal) fit us just fine.

Now, there are ~35 people that work here full time, and we are quickly outgrowing our space. In fact we are moving to North Tribeca (with no easily accessible public transportation- but that's another story) within the next couple months.

But again, the average age here is somewhere in the 30s and we have about 50/50 boys and girls. So it's hard to believe that I had to send an email like this to my entire office today. This is exactly what I wrote:

From: Danielle Thomas
Sent: Monday, August 20, 2007 10:20 AM
To: Company
Subject: Did you leave something in the fridge...

3 months ago? Just checking cause I just threw out some yogurt from May. Can you please just glance in the fridge today to see if any of the half eaten food/expired milk/flat bottle of soda belongs to you? If it does, please toss it out!

This message has been brought to you by the number 3 and the letter G (for GROSS).

Thank you,

Danielle

I quickly followed up that email with the following (which is even more difficult to swallow--ew that sounds gross in context of this email):

From: Danielle Thomas
Sent: Monday, August 20, 2007 10:38 AM
To: Company
Subject: RE: Did you leave something in the fridge...

One more thing. If you left the toilet seat up, please please please put it down.

Thanks. That’s all from me.

Unfortunately the part I left out was to also please flush the toilet.

Last week I went to the "favored" bathroom (it's favored because it's not immediately behind someone's desk) and the toilet seat was up and the toilet was not flushed. Who does that?

We had this image posted in both bathroom up until last week when new tenants started touring the place. Now that it's down do these guys--who are average age 40--think the rules have changed?

Oh, AND there are foot prints on the wall directly across from the toilet. HOW THE HELL DOES THAT HAPPEN???

Seriously.  Ew.

Compose your own DUH song!

Because blindly doing everything Munchkin does is the sincerest form of flattery:

Please vist the Hyundi Big DUH song page as quckly as possible! You can compose your own DUH song, just like the ones in the stupid commerical. It's quite brilliant actually.

But you know what commercial I am loving? The stupid Rickey car commercial! I tried to find a link online but I couldn't find one.  So if you can find it, let me know!

---Edit!!---

I found the commercial...check it out. It's annoying, but I lurve it!

Polotics Schmolotics

I'm not a political person at all, but I couldn't resist the new addition to my site. If you like it, please take it for your own site.

(It's on the left under my "picture".)

	I, Danielle Thomas, being of sound mind, hereby bequeath my entire estate to the Green Fairy that lives in my ear. I do this because they walk the walk. My only regret in this life was that I wasn't evil enough.
'What will your Last Will and Testament say?' at QuizGalaxy.com

I'm 12

Ugh

I feel like shit today. And the a/c is broken above my desk. And it's about 95 degrees today.

Somebody feel sorry for me.

Thanks.