Sassy Gina-D

Happy Belated Birthday to all my Bitches

Patricia- I will call you tonight! You're in your 30's now dude!! Did you get my voicemail???

And I will post pictures of my mom's Big 5-0 party this weekend. But in the meantime...

Most of you won't understand this, but for those of you that do, HOLY CRAP!

New Hobby

   

Oh Pearl. You are so so funny.

I love Will Ferrell

Doesn't this look tasty?

BeerRitas

2 (12-oz) bottles cold Corona
1/2 c. frozen concentrate limeade (MinuteMaid), thawed
1/2 c. chilled tequila
Ice

Mix Corona, limeade, and tequila. Either serve over ice, or throw it all in a blender with ice and blend! Serve in margarita glasses, with a salt rim, and lime wedge garnish.

It sounds wierd, but I have heard it's really tasty!

Hi-Larious!

Oh Marin!

To anyone considering the Secret Pal thing, I HIGHLY recommend it! I had such a great time this round with both my swappee and my swapper! In fact, the end creeped up on me, cause when I got the email from Robin telling me it was time for the "BiG rEveAL" I didn't even realize it was time!

My awesome Secret Pal is Tara Thompson, and she has sent me some awesome stuff, and most recently sent me a gift certificate to the etsy seller, Yarn Country, AND she says even more is to come! She has been so awesome! Her blog is at http://wildesheep.wordpress.com and I can't wait to read through it all. 

So THANK YOU Tara!

I still have a couple things that I want to send to my swappee, but I just so I can say I followed the rules, I'm revealing myself to my swappee today! My swappee has been so fun...and she certainly doesn't lack on the blogging category. I think she has more content in her footnotes than I have in my entire blog. But that just gives me more reasons to love her :)

So Marin, THIS IS YOUR CRAFTY FOOL! My name is Danielle Thomas (which you already know...oops) and I live in Joisey...but work in Manhattan. I've lived here for 3 years, but I'm from Michigan/Indiana.  I'm single, 30 (ACK!!!!),with 2 babies...my furry babies Gizmo Gus and his cat Perry.  Yes, my dog has a cat. Everyone needs a companion.

So all in all, this was an extremely successful Secret Pal 10! Even our hostess, Robin, is fantastic (I originally wrote "fabulous" but I thought that made her sound like a homosexual man. Which she is not.)!

Thank you everyone! And I promise to knit and craft, and blog about it much more often...probably.

Sewing Help Needed!!

So remember when I was asking what Sewing Machine I should buy way back when? Well I bought one off of eBay quite a while ago...and for the life of me I can't figure out how to use it! I downloaded the manual from Singer, and I bought a few "how-to-sew" books but I am a much more hands-on learner and I've made no progress. Well I should admit that I've never actually tried to figure it out either. I just want someone to come over and show me what to do!!!

I've posted a Help Wanted ad on a few different online forums, so I hope someone comes to my rescue! (Craftster; GetCrafty; Craigslist)

Oh and I thought I should share with those of you who actually read this blog that someone found my site by searching on German Google for "Danielle Shits". And my site was the first to pop up. What the?

Stupid "Gotta-Make-Money" Job

Stupid work. I'm having a hard time figuring out what to be when I grow up. I'm thinking Crack Ho. Or Baby Daddy.

Please. I need suggestions. Help.